The Most Interesting Man in the World

[Stan Wilbourne]

For the inimitable, frame-busting, fence-jumping Mr. Dragoo:

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So I wait in line, I'm a modern man
And the people behind me, they can't understand

So I wait my turn, I'm a modern man
And the people behind me, they can't understand
Makes me feel like, something don't feel right

Like a record that's skipping
I'm a modern man
And the clock keeps ticking
I'm a modern man

In my dream I was almost there
And they pulled me aside and said you're going nowhere
I know we are the chosen few
But we waste it
And that's why we're still waiting

In line for a number but you don't understand
Like a modern man

I had a dream I was dreaming
And I feel I'm losing the feeling
Makes me feel like
Something don't feel right
I erase the number of the modern man
Going to break the mirror of the modern man

I know we are the chosen few
But we waste it
And that's why we're still waiting

In line for a number but you don't understand, like a modern man
If it's alright then how come you can't sleep at night?

We are the chosen few
But we waste it
And that's why we're still waiting

I'm a modern man