Will WikiLeaks unravel the American 'secret government'?

[Ed Jewett]

Oh Ed, I want to send you a cake with a big file in it so you can escape that lunatic asylum over there and be free of the idiots. :willy:

Thanks, Magda, but the cake with the big file in it will not get past recently-imposed security restrictions on packages entering this country. And a friend of mine who works as a janitor inside the Beltway said he saw a recent draft systemwide memo over at the Der Heimat Staatspolizei alerting everyone to the old trick of files in cakes and suggesting backscattering the frosting with hair dryers and then the use of magnets.

But I do have two long-range plans:

1) I am going to write to Obama and ask him for a pardon and relief (he just pardoned someone for coin mutilation -- see http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/04/us/pol...ardon.html)(probably setting the precedent for future pardons for the banksters);

2) my friend the janitor thinks a friend of his might be able to hide me in the middle of one of those pallets full of $100,000 bills being shipped to overseas banks. (No word yet on whether I will be laundered enroute.)