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We sure could use a good moose joke - Myra Bronstein - 01-10-2008 But then what forum couldn't? We sure could use a good moose joke - Charles Drago - 02-10-2008 When you tell this one, effect a thick Alaskan accent. Jean and Sarah, they are on the North Slope alone and cold with nothing to do. So Jean, he say to Sarah, "Sarah, I know how we can pass the time." And Sarah say to Jean, "Tell me how we pass the time." And Jean say, "We play this game, it is called Twenty Questions." And Sarah say, "How we play this game, this Twenty Questions?" Jean, he say to Sarah, "Is easy. I think this thing in my head, I no tell you what it is. Then you ask the questions, the kind I answer only with 'yes' or 'no.' See how many question it take for you to guess this thing I think in my head." So Sarah, she like the idea, and she say to Jean, "Okay, Jean, good idea. You think a thing in your head, you no tell me, and I try to guess. Now Jean try to think a thing, and he does. Jean thinks, moose cock. So Jean say to Sarah, "Okay, Sarah, I now think a thing in my head but not tell you. You guess. Ask to me a yes/no question." Sarah, she ponders for minutes, then asks her first question. She says, "Jean, this thing you think in your head and not tell me, is it a thing you can eat?" And Jean, he thinks, well, we could be lost on the North Slope waiting for Putin to rear his head, with just one dead moose, and we eat all the other parts, and still no Putin, and all is left is the cock, and we are hungry, so I must say yes. So Jean, he says, "Yes, Sarah, this thing I think in my head and not tell you, it is something you can eat. Ask the next question." And Sarah, she says, "Is it moose cock?" We sure could use a good moose joke - David Guyatt - 02-10-2008 More! We sure could use a good moose joke - Charles Drago - 02-10-2008 What's the difference between a moose and a hockey mom? Unless you have a great deal of spare time, you probably should ask the moose first. We sure could use a good moose joke - David Guyatt - 02-10-2008 Is that because the Moose always comes first? We sure could use a good moose joke - Charles Drago - 02-10-2008 Perhaps. But she who comes last, comes best. We sure could use a good moose joke - David Guyatt - 02-10-2008 I see what you mean... We sure could use a good moose joke - Jack White - 02-10-2008 We sure could use a good moose joke We sure could use a good moose joke - David Guyatt - 02-10-2008 Don't ya hate how the good guys always get shot!