David Guyatt Wrote:

Paul Rigby Wrote:Here are the major findings:

• The Houthis cynically moved the funeral hall and its occupants directly into the path of the falling bombs, which were precision instruments launched against an Iranian death ray
  
• It is imperative that the UK sells even more arms, at incredibly inflated prices, to the Saudis
  
• There is, with any luck, no military solution to the war in Yemen, unlike in Syria, where the complete triumph of the CIA's Islamic Contras would solve everything
  
• Only agents of the Kremlin refuse to take seriously the Saudi report into the Saudi atrocity
  

Dear sir,

Typically ignorant bloody terrorists! It's bloody impossible to drop a bomb in anger these days, without innocents throwing themselves beneath the damn bloody things, just so they can hinder the legal and moral right of Her Majesty's government to graciously issue export licenses for the much needed and sought after products of leading British export companies intent on the scientific transmutation of turning useless sand into glass for the betterment of mankind and the furtherance of glass-makers everywhere.

In frustration,
Hugh Winkletoe, Resident Bar Polisher, The Royal Oak Hotel, Wivenhoe.

Paul Rigby Wrote:Mr. Hugh Winkletoe's most recent missive (17 October) embodies the sort of robust common sense that has long made the Torygraph's letters page an oasis of sanity in a sea of modishly sentimental human rights dross, most of it generated by grasping solicitors and their dupes, many of these sex-starved Grauniad women stalking refugee camps in search of a meaty column...

Yours sincerely,

Charles Montagu Poncy,
The Hilton Garden Inn,
Riyadh